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stim by Jacob Jeffries

stim (2026)

by Jacob Jeffries

Rating: B+

Wife sent me this. She could not stop laughing and dancing. I listened to the first track and replied “It’s shit” but changed my mind on a very improbable second listen.

It’s fun. Performed by Jeffries and a second, a hype man. I imagined them, two bros on a weekend, comfortably microdosed, singing the entire album into a laptop over an hour or less. Each track is only a minute and a half long and the album’s 11 minutes for the attention deficited. I do wonder what the B-side and rejects sound like. It’s very clear that he’s a legit musician. I heard what would’ve been a perfect (viral?) COVID project for the bored and talented. I also thought of Das Racist. I considered the album cover and wondered which tracks involved das arse for percussion.

It made me miss my friends from college. I sent this to them and know they’ll love it.

He’s selling the masterpiece in vinyl. Here he is singing a nice song. Here’s his Instagram account. There’s a “stim II” I will listen to right before I land in NYC later this month.

  • kombucha
    Rating: B+

    New favorite earworm.

  • mango chutney
    Rating: A+

    It’s catchy, I am Indian, we’re talking mangoes, I am obligated. First appearance of hype man.

  • deeply aware

    Hype man makes presence felt more than last track.

  • doing my thing
  • chicken or salmon
    Rating: A

    In two years, my little niece will sing this in a loop for two hours.

  • hot sauce
    Rating: A

    Country! I thought of an oversized Dodge truck.

  • you can be
  • mama kimchi
    Rating: B+

    Best duet in the album.

  • rise up
    Rating: A+

    An anthem ✊ No more “one last flick”. Get the fuck off your couch and do something.

  • let me live