We Are Mark Wood
Reddit user and evident Mark Wood fan @kanyay-west put together this list of England’s All-Time Cricketing Best when asked “What’s your country’s all time ODI XI?” I’ve reproduced it here and formatted it for clarity. I laughed a lot to this and am a rather silly person 🙏♥️
- Mark Wood
- Mark Wood
- Mark Wood
- Mark Wood (Captain)
- Mark Wood
- Mark Wood
- Mark Wood (Wicket-Keeper)
- Mark Wood
- Mark Wood
- Mark Wood
- Mark Wood
| Role | Assignee |
|---|---|
| 12th Man | Mark Wood |
| On field umpires | Mark Wood and Mark Wood |
| 3rd umpire | Mark Wood |
| Pitch Curator | Mark Wood |
| Team Sponsor | Mark Wood |
| Director of ECB | Mark Wood |
| Head Coach of Men’s ODI team | Mark Wood |
| Fielding Coach | Mark Wood |
| Bowling Coach | Mark Wood |
| Batting Coach | Mark Wood |
| Spin bowling Coach | Mark Wood |
| Physio | Mark Wood |
| Team Analyst | Mark Wood |
| Team Fitness Coach | Mark Wood |
| Team Massuse | Mark Wood |
| Team Bus Driver | Mark Wood |
| Team Manager | Mark Wood |
| Team Babysitter | Mark Wood |
| Team Bat Crafter | Mark Wood |
| Stadium Supporters | Mark Wood x100,000 |
| Stumps and Nails Material | Marked Wood |
| Team Mark Wood | Mark Wood |