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The Pithy Wisdom of Stephen Crowley

Stephen Crowley is a product designer who maintains @ShitUserStory, my favorite new Twitter account1 (via Deepu). He also maintains a Medium blog with gems like these: “Can Squid Game make you a better UX designer?” (cached) “What I’ve learnt about design from parenting a toddler.” (cached) “How I…

On Delegates, Events, and Callbacks

I just met you, And this is crazy, But here’s my number (delegate), So if something happens (event), Call me, maybe (callback)? LightStriker on StackOverflow…

Real Programmers Don’t Use PASCAL

by Ed Post, Copyright (c) 1982

Back in the good old days – the “Golden Era” of computers, it was easy to separate the men from the boys (sometimes called “Real Men” and “Quiche Eaters” in the literature). During this period, the Real Men were the ones that understood computer programming, and the Quiche Eaters were the ones that…

Chief O’Brien at Work

How to Fake It

Software Testing Jokes

Oral Examination Procedure

Delayed warning shot

Hark, a vagrant archive

How To Be A Snob: Drinking Alcohol