seven things tagged “sports”
On Mullets
People ask me why in 2023 I’m still rocking a mullet. Easy answer. Without the lettuce I’m just a guy that says dumb shit all the time. When I say dumb shit with the mullet, it’s like my face is saying one thing out front, and my mullet is apologizing out back. My mullet is “Dumb shit out front, I…
Aaron Rodgers
The sentiment inside The Orange Sphere of Shit, by this genius (who is treating himself with Ivermectin.) QL made some observations: This is an incomplete pass. It’s probably unsportsmanlike conduct penalty It’s at least intentional grounding. It does no good, only hurts the rest of the team. The…
“This (expletive deleted) game will be the (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted). Iowa 17, Penn State 14”
Certainly looks like it, Mr. Hlas. Go Hawks 🤘…
Today I Learned that the World Record for Walking A Mile is 5:31:08
It belongs to Tom Bosworth. I thought “I cannot even run that fast” and decided to look at the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOYdS5QZasMÏ While it certainly does look like they’re running, there are some severe restrictions on their movement, of course, else it’d be an event called ‘Trottin…
What Cricket Looks Like to People Who Don’t Cricket
Lovely Python-esque stuff. /misc/c/cricket-absurd.mp4…
Pure Fire 🔥
/misc/s/shacarri-richardson.mp4 I’m not crying, you’re crying.…